*Version A: Jennifer's Body (Horror Comedy) - Self-proclaimed, most socially relevant, hottest chick at school, Jennifer, is the boring four-eyed Plane Jane, Needy's, so-called "best friend". Jennifer is arrogant, self-absorbed, and totally "high school evil". If her ego wasn't so big, she'd be way more boy crazy; instead, she leaves broken hearts in her path until an indie rock band finally meets her impossibly high standards at the low-standard small town's seedy bar. Thirsty for the lead singer's attention, she abandons Needy to stumble into the band's obviously creepy van as the bar catches fire. Unsurprisingly to everyone but Jennifer, she gets tied up, gagged, and stabbed to death by the band for a virgin sacrifice for fame, all because she lied to seem pure and innocent (she wasn't even a backdoor virgin). And unsurprisingly to everyone but the indie rock band, the fake virgin sacrifice turns the bitchy girl into an even bitchier succubus, bullying Needy. Now demonically possessed, she's even more man-hungry, seducing poor boys left and right before eating them alive, leaving families in ruin and girl-next-door Needy as the only savior of their small town, before the crazed demon steals her boyfriend for dinner too.